{"id":10495,"date":"2015-10-29T11:37:31","date_gmt":"2015-10-29T18:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/?p=10495"},"modified":"2015-10-29T11:37:31","modified_gmt":"2015-10-29T18:37:31","slug":"is-this-the-worlds-slowest-rube-goldberg-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/2015\/10\/29\/is-this-the-worlds-slowest-rube-goldberg-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"Is This the World&#8217;s Slowest Rube Goldberg Machine ?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I THINK SO!! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Artist, builder, architect, and all-around mad scientist&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bobparti\">Bob Partington<\/a> made a <a href=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/2015\/04\/21\/crazy-contraptions-rube-goldberg-machines\/\">Rube Goldberg Machine<\/a> so slow that he&#8217;s calling it a &#8220;Rube Slowberg.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Just how slow is it&#8230;? Well, he uses molasses, which we all know is VERY SLOW! <\/strong><\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"413\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10497\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Molasses.jpg\" alt=\"Molasses\" \/>\n<p><strong>And a tortoise&#8230;(also super slow)!<\/strong><\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10500\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Rube-Slowberg-Bob-Partington.jpg\" alt=\"Rube-Slowberg-Bob-Partington\" \/>\n<p><strong>I don&#8217;t want to give away EVERYTHING&#8230;.you should just&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>WATCH THE VIDEO:<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class='flex-video widescreen'><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"World&#039;s Slowest Rube Goldberg | Field Day Presents Bob Partington\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/o-c7tBlnFsw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><em>via <a style=\"color: #999999;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PremiumFunny\/status\/659083049515094016\">Tastefully Offensive<\/a><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I THINK SO!! &#8220;Artist, builder, architect, and all-around mad scientist&#8221; Bob Partington made a Rube Goldberg Machine so slow that he&#8217;s calling it a &#8220;Rube Slowberg.&#8221; Just how slow is it&#8230;? Well, he uses molasses, which we all know is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10502,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,16,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-awesome","category-cool","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10495"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10503,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10495\/revisions\/10503"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}