{"id":11267,"date":"2015-11-29T10:20:50","date_gmt":"2015-11-29T18:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/?p=11267"},"modified":"2016-12-05T16:49:04","modified_gmt":"2016-12-06T00:49:04","slug":"my-least-favoritest-things-gifts-for-everyone-else-on-your-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/2015\/11\/29\/my-least-favoritest-things-gifts-for-everyone-else-on-your-list\/","title":{"rendered":"My \u2018Least Favoritest Things,\u2019 Gifts for Everyone Else on Your List!"},"content":{"rendered":"

You’ve seen some of my “Most Favoritest Things,” but maybe you’re still feeling stuck on what to get for that certain someone…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, here’s my list of “Least Favoritest Things”!! YOU’RE WELCOME!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Let’s start with…Old Fashion fruitcake<\/a>!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"Old-Fashion-fruitcake\"<\/a>\n

Or, maybe\u00a0FIVE lbs. of Old Fashion fruitcake<\/a>!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"Five-lbs-of-Claxton-Fruitcake\"<\/a>\n

Nope, I got it!\u00a0TEN lbs. of Old Fashion fruitcake<\/a>!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"Ten-lbs-of-Old-Fashion-Fruitcake\"<\/a>\n

Need more VARIETY? How about three kinds of fruitcake<\/a>?!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"Three-kinds-of-Fruitcake-from-Swiss-Colony\"<\/a>\n

Need something FANCIER?? How about\u00a0DELUXE Fruitcake<\/a>!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"Deluxe-Fruitcake\"<\/a>\n

Or,\u00a0Monastery Fruitcake<\/a>!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"Monastery-Fruitcake\"<\/a>\n

Cake-less\u00a0Fruitcake<\/a>!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"Fruitcake-cookies\"<\/a>\n

Here’s gluten-free\u00a0FRUITCAKE<\/a>!!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\"Fruitcake-wall-decal\"<\/a>\n

Fruitcake Fashion<\/a>!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"Fruitcake-sweater\"<\/a>\n

Maybe you just want to share the smell of\u00a0Fruitcake?<\/a>!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"Fruitcake-candle\"<\/a>\n

WAIT! I KNOW! How about\u00a0INFLATABLE FRUITCAKE<\/a>!?<\/strong><\/p>\n\"Inflatable-Fruitcake-from-Archie-McPhee\"<\/a>\n\"I-surrender,-no-more-fruitcake\"<\/a>\n

WAIT…one more…the FRUITCAKE FIRELOG!!! LOOK: http:\/\/amzn.to\/1QQvV1I<\/a><\/strong>
\n\"Fruit<\/a><\/p>\n

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Watch my Christmas Special<\/a> from 1988 on Netflix!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Part 1 of my “Most Favoritest Things”<\/a> is HERE: https:\/\/peewee.com\/2015\/11\/19\/my-most-favoritest-things\/<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Part 2 of my “Most Favoritest Things, the Pizza Edition”<\/a> is HERE<\/a>!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You’ve seen some of my “Most Favoritest Things,” but maybe you’re still feeling stuck on what to get for that certain someone… Well, here’s my list of “Least Favoritest Things”!! YOU’RE WELCOME!! Let’s start with…Old Fashion fruitcake!! Or, maybe\u00a0FIVE lbs. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11297,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,16,13,9,3,10,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-awesome","category-cool","category-food","category-fun","category-funny","category-hall-of-fame","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11267"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11375,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11267\/revisions\/11375"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}