{"id":15754,"date":"2016-12-23T09:32:00","date_gmt":"2016-12-23T17:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/?p=15754"},"modified":"2016-12-23T10:19:01","modified_gmt":"2016-12-23T18:19:01","slug":"festivus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/2016\/12\/23\/festivus\/","title":{"rendered":"Today is Festivus!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Bring out the aluminum pole, because <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Festivus\">Festivus<\/a> is here! Prepare yourself\u00a0to air some grievances, and get to the feats of strengths!<\/strong><\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"457\" height=\"870\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15757\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Festivus_Pole.jpg\" alt=\"festivus_pole\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Festivus_Pole.jpg 457w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Festivus_Pole-336x640.jpg 336w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" \/>\n<p><strong>What IS Festivus, you ask?! Watch THIS clip from <em>Seinfeld<\/em>\u00a0(1997) to find out:<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class='flex-video widescreen'><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Seinfeld: Festivus (Clip) | TBS\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rKdnqjnegEs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cMany Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. \u201c[The doll] was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>LOOK! Even Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang celebrate Festivus!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/youtu.be\/3QwXdwlncLQ<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><em>Festivus pole photo by <a class=\"external text\" style=\"color: #999999;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/60243770@N00\" rel=\"nofollow\">Matthew Keefe<\/a> &#8211; <a class=\"mw-redirect\" style=\"color: #999999;\" title=\"Flickr\" href=\"\/\/commons.wikimedia.org\/wiki\/Flickr\">Flickr<\/a>: <a class=\"external text\" style=\"color: #999999;\" href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/60243770@N00\/3193625912\" rel=\"nofollow\">Celebrating Festivus 2<\/a>, <a style=\"color: #999999;\" title=\"Creative Commons Attribution 2.0\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\">CC BY 2.0<\/a>, <a style=\"color: #999999;\" href=\"https:\/\/commons.wikimedia.org\/w\/index.php?curid=16756870\">Link<\/a><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.porchdrinking.com\/articles\/2012\/12\/23\/festivus\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"325\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11697\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/HappyFestivus.jpg\" alt=\"HappyFestivus\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/HappyFestivus.jpg 700w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/HappyFestivus-640x297.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>HAPPY FESTIVUS!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bring out the aluminum pole, because Festivus is here! Prepare yourself\u00a0to air some grievances, and get to the feats of strengths! What IS Festivus, you ask?! Watch THIS clip from Seinfeld\u00a0(1997) to find out: \u201cMany Christmases ago, I went to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15756,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fun","category-funny","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15754"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15761,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15754\/revisions\/15761"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}