{"id":16560,"date":"2017-03-24T06:00:21","date_gmt":"2017-03-24T13:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/?p=16560"},"modified":"2017-03-24T15:26:51","modified_gmt":"2017-03-24T22:26:51","slug":"worlds-tiniest-violin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/2017\/03\/24\/worlds-tiniest-violin\/","title":{"rendered":"World&#8217;s Tiniest Violin!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Perfect for your sarcastic interactions with whiny friends&#8230; the <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2nclxXD\">World&#8217;s Tiniest Violin<\/a>!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s only 4 inches tall!<\/strong><\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2nclxXD\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"677\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16563\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Worlds-tiniest-violin1.jpg\" alt=\"World's-tiniest-violin\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Worlds-tiniest-violin1.jpg 640w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Worlds-tiniest-violin1-605x640.jpg 605w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><em>via <a style=\"color: #999999;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiswhyimbroke.com\/worlds-tiniest-violin\/\">TIWIB<\/a><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>See? It&#8217;s TINY!<\/strong><\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2nclxXD\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"534\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16572\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/worlds-smallest-violin.jpg\" alt=\"worlds-smallest-violin\" \/><\/a>\n<div class='flex-video widescreen'><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"World Smallest Violin\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0tdsL4kvp_I?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<div class='flex-video widescreen'><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Let me play you a sad Song on the World&#039;s smallest Violin\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XdofmoYcJNE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p><strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2nclxXD\">Available for $17 online<\/a>\u00a0(No&#8230; it doesn&#8217;t really play, sad!)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perfect for your sarcastic interactions with whiny friends&#8230; the World&#8217;s Tiniest Violin!\u00a0 It&#8217;s only 4 inches tall! via TIWIB See? It&#8217;s TINY! Available for $17 online\u00a0(No&#8230; it doesn&#8217;t really play, sad!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16562,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cool","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16560"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16573,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16560\/revisions\/16573"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}