{"id":18359,"date":"2017-11-19T02:30:15","date_gmt":"2017-11-19T10:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/?p=18359"},"modified":"2017-11-16T18:31:34","modified_gmt":"2017-11-17T02:31:34","slug":"this-dino-will-bite-your-bottle-cap-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/2017\/11\/19\/this-dino-will-bite-your-bottle-cap-off\/","title":{"rendered":"This dinosaur will bite your bottle cap off!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18361\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/dinosaur-bottle-opener-on-table.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/dinosaur-bottle-opener-on-table.jpg 800w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/dinosaur-bottle-opener-on-table-640x426.jpg 640w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/dinosaur-bottle-opener-on-table-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nRoar! There are bottle openers and then there are BOTTLE OPENERS, amirite?!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nThis T-rex bottle opener is super sturdy <em>and heavy<\/em> because it&#8217;s made of cast iron! <\/strong><\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"799\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18360\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dino-opener.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dino-opener.jpg 800w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dino-opener-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dino-opener-640x640.jpg 640w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dino-opener-768x767.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\n<p><strong>You might need to keep this &#8220;stubbily-armed&#8221; creature in its packaging though, because LOOK at how COOL it is!<\/strong><\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"549\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18362\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/dinosaur-packaging.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/dinosaur-packaging.jpg 800w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/dinosaur-packaging-640x439.jpg 640w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/dinosaur-packaging-768x527.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foodiggityshop.com\/products\/dinosaur-bottle-opener\">Pre-order the Dinosaur Bottle Opener now<\/a> at the Foodiggity Shop for $39.99! Ships in January!<\/strong><\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"393\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18372\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Pee-wee-dinos.png\" alt=\"\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roar! There are bottle openers and then there are BOTTLE OPENERS, amirite?! This T-rex bottle opener is super sturdy and heavy because it&#8217;s made of cast iron! You might need to keep this &#8220;stubbily-armed&#8221; creature in its packaging though, because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18363,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18359"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18359"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18374,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18359\/revisions\/18374"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}