{"id":18495,"date":"2017-12-06T08:54:26","date_gmt":"2017-12-06T16:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/?p=18495"},"modified":"2017-12-06T08:54:26","modified_gmt":"2017-12-06T16:54:26","slug":"theres-an-enormous-red-bow-to-put-on-enormous-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/2017\/12\/06\/theres-an-enormous-red-bow-to-put-on-enormous-gifts\/","title":{"rendered":"There’s an enormous red bow to put on enormous gifts!"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"\n

Is your gift too big to wrap? Perhaps a GIANT oversized red velvet bow will suffice instead! Or maybe you just want to wear it on your back like a pair of velvety butterfly wings?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Whatever the reason, you can get this one from Hammacher Schlemmer for $129.95<\/a>. It’s\u00a04 feet wide and almost 6 feet tall!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Or you could go a bit smaller… and less expensive:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    Is your gift too big to wrap? Perhaps a GIANT oversized red velvet bow will suffice instead! Or maybe you just want to wear it on your back like a pair of velvety butterfly wings? Whatever the reason, you can […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18497,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18495"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18502,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18495\/revisions\/18502"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}