{"id":21811,"date":"2019-04-30T01:58:01","date_gmt":"2019-04-30T08:58:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/?p=21811"},"modified":"2019-04-26T15:21:37","modified_gmt":"2019-04-26T22:21:37","slug":"available-soon-quilted-northern-luxury-toilet-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/2019\/04\/30\/available-soon-quilted-northern-luxury-toilet-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"Available soon: Quilted Northern Luxury toilet paper!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Quilted Northern has created a novel new way to flush money down the toilet — with luxury toilet paper (sorry, “bath tissue”!) !! It’s called Quilted Northern Luxury and it’s fancy!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"\"\n

What makes it luxurious?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

WELL… For one, it’s got four layers. Most toilet paper is just one- or two-ply — four-ply paper is serious business!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"\"\n

Also, one roll is the size of FOUR regular rolls…!<\/strong><\/p>\n\"\"\n

In other words, it’s ENORMOUS!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\"\"\n

It’s not quite available for sale yet but, when it is, it will cost $8.99 for six MEGA rolls<\/a>! I hope it ships with a bar of gold!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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