{"id":21947,"date":"2019-06-04T01:58:04","date_gmt":"2019-06-04T08:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/?p=21947"},"modified":"2019-06-03T23:27:01","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T06:27:01","slug":"charmin-made-this-massive-toilet-paper-roll-for-people-who-live-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/2019\/06\/04\/charmin-made-this-massive-toilet-paper-roll-for-people-who-live-alone\/","title":{"rendered":"Charmin made this MASSIVE toilet paper roll for people who live alone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ok, this is a weird one. Charmin&#8217;s Forever Roll is a big new toilet paper roll designed for &#8220;millennials and aging consumers who live alone and have limited storage space,&#8221; according to <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/charmin-toilet-paper-roll-for-millennials-lasts-months-2019-6\">Business Insider<\/a><\/em>. It&#8217;s three times the size of a regular roll and should last a whole month in a single-person household! That&#8217;s A LOT of toilet paper!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>You even need a <a href=\"https:\/\/shop.charmin.com\/forever-roll-starter-kit-free-stand\/\">special standup holder<\/a>\u00a0just to be able to have it in your bathroom! What? Crazy! Look!<\/strong><\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-21949\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Charmin-Forever-Roll.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Charmin-Forever-Roll.jpg 960w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Charmin-Forever-Roll-640x480.jpg 640w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Charmin-Forever-Roll-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/>\n<p><strong>$30 gets you the special standing holder and three ENORMOUS rolls of toilet paper!<\/strong><\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-21950\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Charmin-toilet-paper-for-single-people.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Charmin-toilet-paper-for-single-people.jpg 1136w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Charmin-toilet-paper-for-single-people-640x480.jpg 640w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Charmin-toilet-paper-for-single-people-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Charmin-toilet-paper-for-single-people-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/>\n<p><strong>More importantly though, WWMWS? 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