{"id":7470,"date":"2015-05-29T09:09:31","date_gmt":"2015-05-29T16:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/?p=7470"},"modified":"2015-05-29T09:11:03","modified_gmt":"2015-05-29T16:11:03","slug":"tgif-t-rex-spaghetti-measurer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/2015\/05\/29\/tgif-t-rex-spaghetti-measurer\/","title":{"rendered":"TGIF!!! T. rex Spaghetti Measurer!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>TGIF!! Are you so\u00a0hungry that you could eat\u00a0a <i>Tyrannosaurus rex<\/i>??<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s your lucky day!! There&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1KptUTT\">spaghetti measurer<\/a> made just for you!<\/strong><\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1KptUTT\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"533\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7471\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/i-could-eat-a-t-rex-spaghetti-17396.jpg\" alt=\"I could eat a T-Rex spaghetti measurer\" \/><\/a>\n<p><strong>Maybe you&#8217;re only as hungry as a running lady!<\/strong><\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1KptUTT\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"382\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7472\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/i-could-eat-a-t-rex-spaghetti-17397.jpg\" alt=\"I could eat a T-Rex spaghetti measurer\" \/><\/a>\n<p><strong>Here&#8217;s a joke for you:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Why don&#8217;t dinosaurs eat clowns? \u00a0&#8216;Cause they taste funny!&#8217;<\/strong><\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1KptUTT\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7473\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/i-could-eat-a-t-rex-spaghetti-17398.jpg\" alt=\"I could eat a T-Rex spaghetti measurer\" \/><\/a>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1KptUTT\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"309\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7474\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/i-could-eat-a-t-rex-spaghetti-17399.jpg\" alt=\"I could eat a T-Rex spaghetti measurer\" \/><\/a>\n<p><strong>You could find the <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1KptUTT\">&#8220;I Could Eat A T-Rex&#8221; spaghetti measurer<\/a> on\u00a0Amazon: <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1KptUTT\">http:\/\/amzn.to\/1KptUTT<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1HX2g0k\">Don&#8217;t forget THIS<\/a>!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dudeiwantthat.com\/household\/kitchen\/i-could-eat-a-t-rex-spaghetti-measurer.asp\">DudeIWantThat<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TGIF!! Are you so\u00a0hungry that you could eat\u00a0a Tyrannosaurus rex?? It&#8217;s your lucky day!! There&#8217;s a spaghetti measurer made just for you! Maybe you&#8217;re only as hungry as a running lady! Here&#8217;s a joke for you: Why don&#8217;t dinosaurs eat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7471,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,16,13,9,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7470"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7483,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7470\/revisions\/7483"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}