{"id":9920,"date":"2015-09-30T00:39:01","date_gmt":"2015-09-30T07:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/?p=9920"},"modified":"2015-09-30T00:39:01","modified_gmt":"2015-09-30T07:39:01","slug":"the-portable-pizza-pouch-wear-a-real-pizza-slice-like-a-necklace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/2015\/09\/30\/the-portable-pizza-pouch-wear-a-real-pizza-slice-like-a-necklace\/","title":{"rendered":"The Portable Pizza Pouch, Wear a REAL Pizza Slice Like a Necklace!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Show your love for PIZZA by holding a whole slice close to your heart with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stupidiotic.com\/product_info.php?cPath=9_12&#038;products_id=252\">Portable Pizza Pouch<\/a>! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Put the pizza in, zip it up, and place the lanyard proudly around your neck&#8230;just like you do with a conference badge&#8230;!! Except THIS badge is full of delicious! <\/strong><\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.stupidiotic.com\/product_info.php?cPath=9_12&amp;products_id=252\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"358\" src=\"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Portable-Pizza-Pouch1.jpg\" alt=\"Portable-Pizza-Pouch\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9923\" \/><\/a>\n<p><em>via <a href=\"http:\/\/firstwefeast.com\/eat\/portable-pizza-pouch-lanyard-the-most-amazing-invention-of-our-time\/\">First we Feast<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>This cheese-y invention is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stupidiotic.com\/product_info.php?cPath=9_12&#038;products_id=252\">available to buy<\/a> at Stupidiotic Products for $8.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>PIZZA NOT INCLUDED.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Show your love for PIZZA by holding a whole slice close to your heart with the Portable Pizza Pouch! Put the pizza in, zip it up, and place the lanyard proudly around your neck&#8230;just like you do with a conference [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9922,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,16,13,9,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-awesome","category-cool","category-food","category-fun","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9920"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9931,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9920\/revisions\/9931"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peewee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}