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LOOK: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_fries
http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2011/07/26/easy-homemade-french-fries/
http://sonuptosondown.com/?p=45
http://www.instructables.com/id/curly-fries/
Buy a curly fry cutter on Amazon: http://amzn.to/1jpeZ3l
http://www.tripandom.com/europe/a-yummy-french-fries-museum/
http://www.rageon.com/products/fries-leggings
http://twoonetwo.us/item/french-fries