Ahoy, mateys!! September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day!!
Landlubbers, Ye watch and learn how to talk like a pirate:
DRESS and ACT like a pirate too!
You’ll need a Handheld Brass Telescope:
A Treasure map!!
A GIANT Pirate Ship Playhouse!!!
Cool PIRATE JEANS!!
And, without a doubt, you need these mismatched PIRATE SOCKS which will give ye an Insta-PEG LEG!!
Buy these socks: http://amzn.to/1QMaJr1