Yup, the real Pee-wee Herman. Loner, Rebel, Trendsetter.
I can’t tell you how many times people ask if it’s really me on here. I can’t tell you because I can’t count that high! The only way I could really prove it’s me would be to have a webcam going at my desk 24/7, where you could see me typing and posting away. And even then, what if I went outside and posted from my phone?! You’re going to have to take my word for it, this is really, really me, Pee-wee Herman. I hope you’ll trust me— I’m telling you the truth! Okay, I’m going to let you let me run. I’m going back to searching the internet for cool stuff that interests me, that I think will also interest you.
