When You Love Pizza So Much That You MARRY IT!!

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If you love pizza so much, why don’t you marry it?!

Well, this lady DID!

According to her friend Marcy, the photographer of these wedding shots, the bride Christine jokingly posted on Facebook, “Wearing grandma’s wedding dress lmaoooo. I’m getting married but it’s to pizza. Sorry boys, I’m a taken woman!” Next thing she knew, she was putting a bow tie on a slice of pepperoni pizza and getting faux hitched.

via Incredible Things and Bored Panda, photos by Fearless + Free


The groom donned a Pokemon bow tie. 


You may kiss…


Congrats to the lucky couple! See what happened next HERE.


Marrying pizza is pretty cool and all, but I once married FRUIT SALAD!!

  • this blog made me smile today, Thank you Paul for doing so and sharing this pizza loving blog, i like calzones, particularly spinach as I am vegetarian. As a lover of this wonderful italian dish or Pie, who wouldn’t want to marry their beloved foods? that and chocolate are my favorites, Ive heard of a dessert pizza very out of this world.. wishing you a great Friday and tranquil weekend.

  • Helen Gircko

    I hope, pizza loudly said: “Yes”…..and ect. Or pizza only gently whispered this words?
    Beautiful girl, a wonderful dress and incredibly elegant pizza – how someone can’t approve of such a marriage? Especially if it’s a hot pizza (not to mention its inner qualities). Bravo to all the participants and I wish them happiness!
      With regard to your marriage, Pee-wee, I’ve always wanted to ask, what was subsequent fate of fruit salad? Love is like the art of cooking a salad – it requires some sacrifices, is not it?…

  • Amanda Dushan

    This blog made me laugh! Thank you, Paul.
    By the way, I love pizza, but I’m not going to marry it.

  • Robert Raymond Britz

    Okay that fruit salad marriage is about the silliest thing I have ever seen Pee Wee! In other words, I love it. I also love the fact that this lady married pizza. Moreover, why not? What ever makes you happy and is not hurting others, I say go for it. On a side note I’m a little hurt I was not invited to your fruity ceramonie but wish the two of you many happy years together! 😉

  • I remember watching that when it originally aired and thought it was just TOO FUNNY! I was about 4 or 5 at the time and you struck my funny bone just right. Still do.