Well, now you can!
Inside bags of FailChips are crushed and broken chips…
They start off as big chips but then are crushed and packaged in little bags. Flavors include Salt & Vinegar, Jalapeno, and Barbecue.
via Foodiggity
You can find them in bars and bodegas nationwide. I’m not kidding!
But maybe instead you were looking for MailShrimp? or KaleLimp? or MaleCrimp? or NailChamp? Or…?