Ok, this is a weird one. Charmin’s Forever Roll is a big new toilet paper roll designed for “millennials and aging consumers who live alone and have limited storage space,” according to Business Insider. It’s three times the size of a regular roll and should last a whole month in a single-person household! That’s A LOT of toilet paper!
You even need a special standup holder just to be able to have it in your bathroom! What? Crazy! Look!

$30 gets you the special standing holder and three ENORMOUS rolls of toilet paper!

More importantly though, WWMWS? (What would Mr. Whipple say?)