August 18 is Bad Poetry Day!

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It’s true… today is BAD POETRY DAY!!

Roses are red

roses are red

Violets are blue…

Have I got something for you to CHEW! 

Are you a poet and didn’t even know it…? Leave a comment with your bad poem!


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  • Helen Gircko

    Happy Bad Poetry Day, Pee-wee!
    That’s all my translator can do… because it’s actually untranslatable.

    (tender)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You are unmatched,
    And I love you …

    (philosophical)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Sweet Gingerbread …
    There is no other truth.

    (about art)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    And this is very sad:
    Such boring color hue!

    (when it rains all week)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Head in the smoke flue,
    And I am acute-angled …

    (practical)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue …
    To become unperturbed,
    I need all-purpose glue!

    (I really need to buy it!)