Ahoy, mateys!! Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day!!
![Pee-wee pirate](https://peewee.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Pee-wee-pirate.jpg)
Landlubbers, Ye watch and learn how to talk like a pirate:
DRESS and ACT like a pirate too!
You’ll need a Handheld Brass Telescope:
![Handheld-Brass-Telescope](https://peewee.com/wp-content/uploads/Handheld-Brass-Telescope.jpg)
A Treasure map!!
![Pirate-Treasure-Map](https://peewee.com/wp-content/uploads/Pirate-Treasure-Map.jpg)
A GIANT Pirate Ship Playhouse!!!
![Pirate-Ship-4](https://peewee.com/wp-content/uploads/Pirate-Ship-41.jpg)
And, without a doubt, you need these mismatched PIRATE SOCKS which will give ye an Insta-PEG LEG!!
![Pirate-peg-leg-mismatched-socks](https://peewee.com/wp-content/uploads/Pirate-peg-leg-mismatched-socks.jpg)
Buy these socks: http://amzn.to/1QMaJr1