My ‘Least Favoritest Things,’ Gifts for Everyone Else on Your List!

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You’ve seen some of my “Most Favoritest Things,” but maybe you’re still feeling stuck on what to get for that certain someone…

Well, here’s my list of “Least Favoritest Things”!! YOU’RE WELCOME!!

Let’s start with…Old Fashion fruitcake!!

Old-Fashion-fruitcake

Or, maybe FIVE lbs. of Old Fashion fruitcake!!

Five-lbs-of-Claxton-Fruitcake

Nope, I got it! TEN lbs. of Old Fashion fruitcake!!

Ten-lbs-of-Old-Fashion-Fruitcake

Need more VARIETY? How about three kinds of fruitcake?!!

Three-kinds-of-Fruitcake-from-Swiss-Colony

Need something FANCIER?? How about DELUXE Fruitcake!!

Deluxe-Fruitcake

Or, Monastery Fruitcake!!

Monastery-Fruitcake

Cake-less Fruitcake!!

Fruitcake-cookies

Here’s gluten-free FRUITCAKE!! 

Fruitcake-wall-decal

Fruitcake Fashion!!

Fruitcake-sweater

Maybe you just want to share the smell of Fruitcake?!!

Fruitcake-candle

WAIT! I KNOW! How about INFLATABLE FRUITCAKE!?

Inflatable-Fruitcake-from-Archie-McPhee I-surrender,-no-more-fruitcake

WAIT…one more…the FRUITCAKE FIRELOG!!! LOOK: http://amzn.to/1QQvV1I
Fruit cake prank pack firelog

 

Watch my Christmas Special from 1988 on Netflix! 

Part 1 of my “Most Favoritest Things” is HERE: http://peewee.com/2015/11/19/my-most-favoritest-things/

Part 2 of my “Most Favoritest Things, the Pizza Edition” is HERE!

  • Helen Gircko

    Something a little fruitcakes here … Two or three hundred more – and everything is in order. The fact is, in our area almost all the snow has melted, so I think to buy lots and lots and lots of fruitcakes and use them instead of snowballs. You can imagine the street, covered with fruitcakes?
    Thanks for the idea!
    P.S. In honor of this post I even eat one fruit cake. With mustard, perhaps.
    P.P.S. Inflatable fruitcake charm – almost-almost like real!

  • laura valentina

    Well Paul I can tell you I to don’t like fruitcake not at all.. It’s scent taste and appearances are repulsive. Thank you for sharing this blog I don’t feel as I’m just a small percentage of those whom dislike this so called dessert or gift giving at Christmas time.. Have a beautiful day Mr Paul 💜

  • Candy T

    I remember you being discouraged from receiving so many fruitcakes haha

  • Jasmine

    Now I understand your playhouse Christmas special better. This post was like déjà vu. Here’s hoping you get no fruitcake this year!

  • Guest54321

    Fruitcake galore!

  • kelleygirl

    Hahaha my mother loved this stuff! I don’t think I ever really tried it, especially after seeing Pee Wee’s Christmas Special as a kid! Hehehe