You’ve seen some of my “Most Favoritest Things,” but maybe you’re still feeling stuck on what to get for that certain someone…
Well, here’s my list of “Least Favoritest Things”!! YOU’RE WELCOME!!
Let’s start with…Old Fashion fruitcake!!
Or, maybe FIVE lbs. of Old Fashion fruitcake!!
Nope, I got it! TEN lbs. of Old Fashion fruitcake!!
Need more VARIETY? How about three kinds of fruitcake?!!
Need something FANCIER?? How about DELUXE Fruitcake!!
Or, Monastery Fruitcake!!
Here’s gluten-free FRUITCAKE!!
Maybe you just want to share the smell of Fruitcake?!!
WAIT! I KNOW! How about INFLATABLE FRUITCAKE!?
WAIT…one more…the FRUITCAKE FIRELOG!!! LOOK: http://amzn.to/1QQvV1I
Watch my Christmas Special from 1988 on Netflix!
Part 1 of my “Most Favoritest Things” is HERE: http://peewee.com/2015/11/19/my-most-favoritest-things/