If you love pizza so much, why don’t you marry it?!…
When You Love Pizza So Much That You MARRY IT!!

If you love pizza so much, why don’t you marry it?!…
Yes, there’s a toaster for BACON! ? Why? I don’t know!…
Move over Roomba*, because there’s a NEW vacuum cleaner in town! …
Bring out the aluminum pole, because Festivus is here!…
Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special debuted on television on December 21, 1988!!…
Say “Aloha” to the Mele Kalikimaka Ugly Christmas Suit!…
Think you’ve got a talented furbaby in the family?…
This is my FIFTH year in a row of posting this photo of a lady with a GIANT TURKEY! …
Sure, you COULD make a traditional feast this Thanksgiving, but what fun is THAT?…
Thanksgiving is a WEEK away! Who’s ready for turkey and stuffing?…
You know how some Japanese restaurants have displays of fake (but realistic-looking) plastic food?…
October 30 is CANDY CORN DAY!! To celebrate this especially sweet day, here’s some… Cotton Candy Corn!…
October 26th is PUMPKIN DAY!! Still love this one that Karrah Youngblood of Pumpkin Brains carved of me, Pee-wee Herman!!…